Lasy Year as tradition I set up a tv and dvd player in my living as I waited for trick or treaters. I was set and ready for all those trick or treaters to come in hords. 15 minutes go by nothing. 30 minutes go by nothing. 45 minutes go by nothing. Finally an hour into the trick or treating time the door bell rings. It’s two kids with their dad. Noticing their empty candy containers I asked them how long they had been trick or treating. The dad told me they had just started and our house was their first. Asking why they got to such a late start I got this answer “A guy was shot on X street (i forget the real street name) and so the police had the area blocked and we couldn’t get out until now.” These kids didn’t care some one got shot they just wanted some candy! Only in Baltimore is a shooting on your street still not enough to keep you from trick or treating. For their dedication I gave them extra candy.
Thanks Mike! To this day we all still laugh about it.
I don’t have any memorable stories but there was a halloween moment I won’t soon forget.
My cousin and I were trick or treating and as we approached a house some kid (maybe 5’2) jumped out to scare us. “RAWR!,” says the kid to which my cousin replied, “DANG yo’ breath stank!” Needless to say I couldn’t stop laughing for a good 10 minutes.
[quote=“nemesistheshape”]She was eyeballing me like a piece of meat when she came through my room, She had black and pink hair and was dressed as a goth cheerleader. I was cheesing it at her sex appeal when she came through but once the run was over I stepped out the back door for a smoke break. She was peeing in the woods back behind the house lol. I stood there momentarily and made up my mind to go back inside when she turned and smiled at me. She said,“Well fancy that I was kinda hoping you would walk back here and find me. Well prince you’ve seen my princess, now it’s my turn.” Before I know it she is groping my junk and smiling. I was looking around cause I knew my boss and buddies were headed back here too. She unzips my coveralls at the bottom pulls the zipper up and removes captain howdy from my boxers. She pets me gently and I start to pull my mask off, but she says," No, I don’t want to see your face. Just those beautiful eyes staring at me through that mask." She got down on her knees and…I’m pretty sure you can all guess fairly accurately where it goes from here… Each time I try to talk and suggest moving the show to my vehicle away from public view she bites down on me. This prevented me from doing more than just standing there enjoying myself. Right after she tops me off which took no more than 5 minutes I’m sorry to say as she really knew what she was doing. She says, " So thats what the Boogeyman sounds like when he’s happy." And she keeps teasing me with her tongue right about then my boss walks in and well needless to say there I stand with my pants down and a beautiful hottie kneeling down with my junk jammed in her mouth and I’m flailing my arms around mumbling like Beaker trying unconvincingly to explain it’s not what it looks like. My buddies are all covering their mouths and giggling stiffling their laughter and my boss’s jaw hits the floor agape. Needless to say I was kicked out after the girl left and my boss chewed my ass about how he can’t believe the level my depravity has finally sank to and this is no kind of behaviour to exhibit around any person. My buddy wearing my Jason outfit just grinned really big and told the boss, "Awe sounds like someones jealous " He was kicked out too. The rest of the night was spent bar hopping and recieving about 25 free jagerbombs and 2 pitchers of beer from different admirers buying me drinks and drinks for Jason lol. quote]
By far the best shit I’ve heard bro. LMAO guarantee those guys including your buddy envy you. Love it
Not a long story but it happened many many many years ago when me and my brother were out in our costumes( him as the Wolf Man that I made him up as and me as Dracula. He was 7 and I was 9 or 10) when we had made our rounds through town and were on our way home we figured hit the other side of the street as we always did every year. We had big bags full of candy and popcorn balls(one of my all time favorites that we always knew came from our Uncle and Mr and Mrs. White) we stopped at a house we didn’t even know anyone had lived in but saw other kids coming out of so of course being kids we wanted more candy. We so wanted this to not be another apple or orange as we had gotten in the last three houses. A friend of mine comes out of the house and I ask him what he got in there. He tells me he got a whole bag full of goodies and that it was a haunted house inside. This of course made us want to go even more or at least it did me. We walked on up and the door opens by a guy dressed as a butler/servant like you would see helping Dracula or Dr. Frankenstein in movies and so on. It was lit by red lights and blue ones and some very small candles flickering. We went through and there were ghosts and other monsters and so on but nothing that really jumped us as we had been watching horror for a couple of years(or at least I had). We walked down the stairs at the end and as we got to the front door the guy was gone. My brother opened the door and out of nowhere a woman dressed as a witch jumped out and literally scared the piss out of my brother and jumped me enough to bite my lip. I don’t think anything could have been so simple but yet effective in scaring the hell out of us and my poor brother. Thankfully we didn’t have far to go home after but we did not dare stop at another house until we got home(at least 8 to 10 more house in between full of candies
) I remember us for days and even months after always watching out for the witch and not even wanting to go back the next year.
Well there is my story and it may not be as cool as some but it was one I still to this day can not forget. Thanks Tommy for doing this and congrats to whoever wins this great mask.
When I was nine years old my brother Adam and best friend Terry would watch horror movies to close out a very successful night of trick or treating. After we finished Dawn of the Dead we thought it might be a good idea to walk to the local cemetery to really get in the Halloween spirit. We snuck out and made our way down the windy roads and pathways until we came upon the tall cemetery gate fence.
We one by one jumped, climbed and fought our way over the tall black fence. The low, hazy harvest moon on the horizon and the near by street lights gave the cemetery a yellow over cast which was only amplified by the golden leaves which hung heavy on all of the surrounding trees. We felt like we had triumphed and jokingly ran and made our way about the cemetery. As we walked around my friend Terry started picking up little flags that were sporadically placed at tombstones throughout the cemetery. One here, one there until before we knew it he had acquired so many they were falling from his over stuffed hands.
Time flies when your having fun and about two hours later as the moon set and the thrill of the atmosphere wore off, we slowly made our way back to the fence and one by one left the cemetery.
We got home right after midnight and we stayed up late into the night eating trick or treat candy and talking until we all fell fast asleep.
The early morning hours slowly ticked by as we slept when, suddenly, I found myself jumping from my mattress to the sound of crunching leaves out side. I peered out from under the blankets and slowly glanced across the room. Adam in his bed and Terry fast asleep as the crunching leaves continued. The crunch got closer and closer until whatever it was making the noise must have stopped right out side our window. Hesitant to look, I crept slowly to the window. With each slide of my socks across the floor I was nearer and nearer the window. I stopped just short of reaching the window and stretched myself up on my toes to look down as much as I could. As my eyes slowly rised above the open window I saw standing in the yard was a dark, shadowy figure. I could make out little detail other than someone was in the yard and staring up at the window. I stood still, frozen scared trying to lean up to see better. I watched as it turned away and started to walk off. As it moved it stepped with it’s right foot and would drag it’s left foot behind it. The sound of the leaves scraping and crunching beneath it’s dragging foot still sends chills up my spine. I watched in disbelief as the figure crept out of sight when Adam suddenly awoke and asked what I was doing. I excitedly just told him what I had just seen and I woke Terry up in the process. After I explained the sounds, the sights and the terror in between, we all lay in bed, nervously chatting and simply too scared to sleep any more.
Several hours later as the sun rose we hopped out of bed, pockets still full of trick or treat candy, and made our way down stairs and to the front door. As soon as the door opened, Terry exclaimed “Damn, they’re gone!” Just then we looked to see that his pile of flags he had stolen from the cemetery were missing from the front porch.
After a short breakfast that morning we made our way back to the cemetery to find that every flag Terry had taken was again attached to every tombstone. Every flag was back where it belonged. We never knew what had come back for the flags, but knew that something had.
Happy Halloween!
These stories are really putting me in the Halloween spirit, this is such an awesome contest.
Sheriff Brackett, that was great!
i will anounce the winner when i get home. so if anyone else wants to add a story.now is the time. i get home from work a 4 pm…tommy
“The suspense is terrible . . . I hope it’ll last.”
I THINK IM GOING TO BE SICK
after reading all the stories several times . i have picked SHERIFF BRACKETT. all the storys were great.thanks to all who participated…pm me your address.tommy
damn it oh well
Wow! Thank you so much! I am Myers-less no more!
You deserved it, bro! Great job!
congrats on a good win
Congrats bra’ and great story.
Congrats man! This thread was awesome =D