PLAY ALONG (friend-witness)
It was just like yesterday. i remember ol ben walking out from the party. i was up against my car making love to my gal. ben walks over speaking ‘wat seem to be alien cross-breeded goat giberish’ couldnt understand a damn word he was saying. so he walked pass me and tiff, went down the street.
i remember he had a umm…i rather not say in the t or t bag. “cough” so i heard a guy yelling ‘stop, stop’ i think and BAM a loud explosion. he, my friend dead. “cry” 
I remember being at this party hanging with this fox in a pair of tight ass Jordach Jeans, I was tryin to get my groove on when all of a sudden this guy comes up from behind us with this crazy lookin mask on with white hair tryin to scare us, I didn’t know who it was, but the fox I was with knew him, She just pushed him away saying “Stop F***in scarin me Ben”, then he just stumbled away to scare someone else I guess. Then about 30 mintues later this dude comes running in the house yelling that Ben was hit by a car or something.
R.I.P Man!
I told Ben not to buy that stupid mask
yeah I told him that as well
he said dude its this or this Emmett Kelly clown mask
I was like IDK man that clown mask is pretty scary
and he said well this cool blond hair mask is only $3.99
ths clown is like almost $5
so yeah cheaper is better I told him
R.I.P bud we miss you
(Ben’s dad, Kramer Tramer)
‘CBS EVENING NEWS’
Kramer: i told that ¥#×÷#€ moron of a total dike bag son of mine. that he would up getting killed someday, drinking like that. but o no…he said.
CBS reporter: did u let him go to the party mr. tramer?
Kramer: hell no i did’nt. he was grounded for catching his grandma on fire last week.
CBS reporter: whatttttt???..
…
…'kramer runs down the street cussing out the ice cream man. ‘beats me’ live from haddonfield.
OH I’ll never forget Ben. Me and him were best buds. Yeah Spaz I was with you when he was lookin for a mask for the party. I told him to get the one with the blonde hair because there was gonna be other stupid clowns at the party . . .Oh I regret that
R.I.P bud
(Dusty’s Store) clerk
i remember seeing u and spaz, ben come into the store that evening. we had such awesome deals on masks back then. damn this new age!!
my friend tiff which was g31’s gf and also was at the party and witnessed the awful death of poor tramer. “excuse me it really hurts me” but i was gonna say tiff was the cashier who waited on u guys and she said ben acted strange. he also kept singing sweet caroline to himself. hmm…
everyone cries about how unfortunate his death was. the guy was a douche. I was only 6 years old at the time, and the jerk stumbled out of some house (drunk as a skunk, I might add) came up to me and snatched my candy bag right out of my hands. my mom spent good money on that bag too. it was the LAST one the discount mart had
I trick-or-treated for 2 hours just to have my hard earned candy stolen by an alcoholic. after the crash, I found the bag laying by the side of the road, but it had been blood covered so it was pretty much useless.
thanks a lot ben, hope ya enjoy hell (and by the looks of it, you got an early start) 
wow, I think I got a little too into that 
Lol you did get into that 
(witness, mother of trick or treater)
i was taking my child (if u must know ‘batman costume’) trick or treating and this ghastly drunk with a really STUPID mask on came up to us asking for a few bucks. i took my pocket book and knocked the hell out of him.
his mask came off and i tell u he had such a awful looking face. from all the drinking and drugs that night, i figure.
he looked beta wit the mask on.
12 seconds later a wacko deputy runs his @ss in2 a van, blowing up. it was just awful!
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I was just sipping down the last drop of beer in my bottle when I heard the terrible noise. I was gonna go with Ben. I told him I’d meet him outside after I finish my beer. The noise was to loud to be just some little accident so I ran outside as fast as my drunk body could go. And there he was. Burning . . with that STUPID MASK !
WACKO DEPUTY: “i tell you…, i could’nt…stop…!!!”
Yea yeah yeah . … F*** you man !
haha
Wacko Deputy: i tell…you…i could’nt stop!!!
But mean while back at the batcave…lmfao
Yeah, Ben was a buddy of mine. I should have never told him to go out and find Michael and take his mask and bring it back to me. I really wanted it for my collection and Ben seemed like the guy for the job…
Thanks anyway Ben, even though you didn’t even make it across the damned street! 
I was at that party with Bennett and when he got really I tried to get him to stay at the house. I said “C’mon Ben, don’t go, the party’s not over! Just stay a little longer, I heard Alice Martin is gonna flash everyone and later me and Godfry are gonna throw Dick Baxter in the pool”! He said he was gonna go sleep it off because he had the game and the dance( He was gonna take Laurie-it was a surprise or something) and he didn’t want to be a wreck…If I knew that Halloween was gonna be the last night I saw him, I would’ve tried harder to stop him…I should’ve…tried… 
This song is for Bennett Tramer
me and ben just left this awesome party, all of a sudden, this guy started chasing us with a gun, so as we crossed the road, bang! no more ben! it’s funny, we always talked about how much we loved fireworks displays and the next minute, ben was one. at least i managed to recieve his leg as it seperated from his body during the collision. at least one good thing came, he always said he wanted to be cremated when he was gone. oh ben, i’ll never forget you and i’ll never forget picking you up from the hood of that car with a dust pan and brush and using you for our next barbeque as charcoal. rip ben!