if any of the michael’s victims got tetanus? you know he never cleans that blade after a kill. gotta be loaded with germs and rust. 
you can cancel out the nurse in part II, she got the shot 
It’s the least of most of their problems.
hahaha
They could also get AIDS or HIV (if they aurived one of his attacks), since most of Michael’s victims are sexually promiscuous and careless (it would only take one of them to have the disease/virus). So, I’m more concerned about Michael catching somethin’ since he’s the one handling the bloody knife and the one to walk away after gutting someone to death.
What about his stank? I mean he goes around all day in coveralls and a mask. And if he never takes off his mask, then the carbon dioxide would circulate (not to mention make him sweaty) and he would’ve eventually died from that.
geez, I never thought of that. michael’s ways are just one big contaminant THREAT! he can’t seem to win, can he? he should at least carry around some hand sanitizer or some kind of disinfectant. in today’s world, you just can’t come into contact with people like he does.
I’d suggest wearing a surgical mask underneath HIS mask to avoid breathing in someone’s contagious cold. those can get bad this time of year.
''this is just toooo much!!!‘’ lmfao
all i can say is ‘‘evil never dies’’ nor from aids or stank. lol
Indeed… I think it’s safe to say that:
The Biggest Threat To Michael Myers Is… Himself
Bingo, you hit the hammer on the head. Just like Michael did with Mr. Garrett…
…WAIT!!! Now he could have possibly come in contact with head lice! I’ve seen Michael’s arms and they are pretty hairy so there’s no reason to for him to think he’s not at risk. That stuff can travel anywhere hair grows and once you get it somewhere, you could have it everywhere!
Where does the insanity end???
That could be a whole new spin on the franchise,where Michael has “The monster” in Halloween 4.It could’ve been simply titled H IV
LOL!! That would explain why Myers “shacked up” with that old hermit for an entire year in Halloween 5: The Revenge Of The Monster.
Classic!
lmao this thread is brilliant
all good points but heres one that always had me wondering.
even if he is evil, michael is still human. why hasnt he ever gotten a cold or the flue or something? On that note how come none of the big slashers have? I mean its totally common and considering his un cleanlyness i would assume he was a germ factory. Could you imagine, michael attempts to stalk laurie then sneezes. i can hear brackett now. “all that was taken was a halloween mask, some rope, a couple knives…oh and some nyquil cold and flu, a box of kleenex, hand sanitizer…”
what are you talkin about, man? ofcourse michael has been sick. have you not seen the closet scene? the man has wicked bad asthma. I wouldnt be surprised if he kept a rescue inhalor in one of his pockets. one of the baggy pockets, though, because inhalors hurt worse than keys if you fall on them. trust me.
thats probably why he went nuts in the first place. many children who suffer from asthma are kept indoors on halloween night to prevent getting over-excited and causing a bad attack. I wouldnt be surprised if his sister kept him inside in hopes to keep him healthy, not to fool around with her boyfriend. that was just one of the perks.
the poor kid just didnt understand why she did such a thing and he let her have it. I suppose in the end, we see who really suffered.
poor guy and his flem covered airways. 