Halloween Ends was a tribute to Christine (1983)
I really didn’t enjoy Halloween Ends for a number of reasons.
Firstly, the lack of actual screen time of Michael and being forced to watch this story about Cunningham who, lets face it, no one is interested in.
The name Cunningham is the name of the lead character in Christine (1983), Arnie Cunningham who is subjected to bullying by local “sh*tters” makes friends with a killer car (Christine) who helps him take revenge against the bullies, sound familiar?
In Halloween Ends Cunningham is also bullied and makes friends with Michael Myers who helps him kill the bullies.
Michael making friends with Cunningham is definitely the worst part of this movie. Michael, pure evil, decides not to kill Cunningham just because some local bullies misjudge Cunningham as being evil too? Such a stupid plot twist in an already wasteful movie.
Then to top it off, Michael, the heart and soul of the entire Halloween series, is KILLED OFF in this useless waste of a film.
And of course they kill Michael off much the same way as they kill the car Christine in the 1983 movie - by CRUSHING Christine to death.
However, there is one glimmer of hope for Michael, which is that in the end of the film Christine (1983), after being completely crushed into a small block of twisted metal, as the camera pans in, there is movement of the twisted metal indicating that Christine will reassembles back together.
So, therefore, Michael, who Laurie was describing to be like Pennywise or Freddy - talking about FEAR being what gives him power - could potentially reassembles as Christine did.
If you remember Jason Voorhees (a cheap copy/spin off of Michael Myers) reassembles after being blown up, it seems like its not out of the question that Michael could reassemble together again too.
This would actually work to resolve what had become his crippled hands and withering strength. Could he return like the T1000 after the Hasta La Vista scene? Appearing as good as new and just as unstoppable?
Or maybe Michael will adopt the Freddy method of killing next?
Attacking all the towns people who attended the crushing in their dreams and getting nightmare revenge?
My last criticism of Halloween Ends was the ridiculous fight scene with Laurie. It was already absurd that Laurie would be the one who Michael finds and tries to kill like its a personal grudge.
Michael firs targeted her because she was in the wrong place at the wrong time, outside his house were he killed Judith.
After all the years in prison, he still sees OLD Laurie as his sister Judith? I don’t think so. He would go back to his house, wait for the next teenage girl like Judith to show up, and start stalking her.
But the fight with Laurie itself, as with the ‘wrestling’ with Cunningham, was just pathetic. In an earlier scene, Michael was doing his one arm lift and stab show of strength. He also killed Cunningham (as Christine killed Cunningham), so why then did Michael struggle to kill ELDERLY woman Laurie?
The fight scene was comical. She is an OLD LADY and not even a big robust old lady but a frail thin old lady. Michael could have sat on her, read a book, and killed her whenever he wanted.
Yet we are forced to watch this JOKE of a fight scene with Laurie crucifying Michael on the table, talking trash to him and then just
slicing his throat.
What a sad end to Michael Myers.
Having said that, I personally choose to simply discount Halloween Ends completely - just as Jamie Lee Curtis chose to discount HER OWN MOVIES Halloween 2, Halloween H20 and Halloween Resurrection.
When Jamie Lee Curtis discounted those previous ENDS of Michael Myers, she forfeited any right to END Michael in Halloween Ends.
I’m actually kinda glad that Halloween Ends was the pathetic flop that it was, because it makes it so much easier to discount this END of Michael as just another Michael death scene to be discounted when they make the next Michael Myers film.
Michael Myers will be back