Horribly misguided or secretly brilliant?

Inspired from the song numbers from The Land Before Time, I started riffing with a Neural Network on what different horror films would be like as musicals. So, I delved deeper and we created several catchy songs for Halloween. Some of these are first passes. Some of them took several passes. And some of them I corrected things manually afterwards. I aimed to blend camp with operatic horror. Some of the songs are still kinda clunkers. But, I think we landed on some good ones.

Please review and let me know if this is an interesting idea worth me developing further (Perhaps providing updates as I do multiple passes over songs and new songs?) or if the idea is just plain horrible.

Halloween the Musical!

John Carpenter’s classic reimagined as a full-scale stage spectacle.
A chilling story of terror and survival… told through soaring music, haunting choreography, and unforgettable stagecraft. From the laughter of Haddonfield…
to the face of pure evil… experience Halloween as you’ve never seen — or heard — it before.
Halloween: The Musical.
The night he came home… to Broadway.

:performing_arts: Halloween: The Musical

Opening Number: “On Halloween Night”

[Curtain rises. Stage is in near-darkness. A full moon projection. Slowly, ghostly figures (children in masks, cloaked townsfolk, dancers as “spirits”) emerge. A single drumbeat like a heartbeat. The chorus begins, slowly and solemnly.]


CHORUS (chanting in unison, low and eerie):
:musical_note: Black cats and goblins and broomsticks and ghosts,
Covens of witches with all of their hosts. :musical_note:


[Strings creep in. The voices split into harmony, some higher, some lower, making the rhyme feel ceremonial.]

CHORUS (layered, rising):
:musical_note: You may think they scare me, you’re probably right…
Black cats and goblins, on Halloween night. :musical_note:


[Sudden burst — the CHILDREN run in, trick-or-treat bags in hand. The rhythm kicks up like a drumline, playful yet sinister.]

CHILDREN (bright, bouncing melody):
:musical_note: Trick or treat! Trick or treat!
Give us something good to eat! :musical_note:


[The CHORUS OF ADULTS overlays in dark counterpoint, almost like a warning.]

ADULTS (ominous harmony):
:musical_note: Masks and shadows, fear takes flight,
The Boogeyman walks on Halloween night… :musical_note:


[The two groups overlap, children joyful, adults foreboding. The stage fills with motion — a carnival of trick-or-treaters against the backdrop of dread. The chant repeats, faster, layered in canon, until it becomes overwhelming.]

ALL (swelling, fortissimo):
:musical_note: Black cats and goblins and broomsticks and ghosts,
Covens of witches with all of their hosts!
On Halloween night, on Halloween night,
The Boogeyman wakes when the moon is bright! :musical_note:


[Music crashes to silence. Spotlight isolates the Myers House. A single child sings the rhyme once more, softly.]

SOLO CHILD (haunting soprano):
:musical_note: Black cats and goblins…
On Halloween night. :musical_note:

[Blackout.]

:performing_arts: Halloween: The Musical

Scene 1b: “Fifteen Years”

[Stage: Car projection through rain. Wipers = rhythmic percussion. A dark cello underpins the melody.]


NURSE CHAMBERS (gentle, almost pitying):
:musical_note: Fifteen years in silence, Doctor,
Fifteen years without a word.
Don’t you think, if he were human,
Some small sound would have been heard? :musical_note:


LOOMIS (calm but cutting):
:musical_note: No reason.
No mercy.
No fear.
He hasn’t spoken a word… in fifteen years. :musical_note:


NURSE (pushing back, quickened rhythm):
:musical_note: But how will he face the judge?
How will he plead his case?
If he’s still just a boy inside,
Locked away behind that face? :musical_note:


LOOMIS (rising, heavy brass accent):
:musical_note: He must not face them!
He must not speak!
I’ll give him Thorazine,
I’ll make him weak. :musical_note:


[Orchestra swells — the refrain returns, louder, firmer.]

LOOMIS (pounding, mantra-like):
:musical_note: No reason!
No mercy!
No fear!
He hasn’t spoken a word… in fifteen years! :musical_note:


[Nurse recoils, then answers with a softer counterpoint — almost a lullaby over his thunder.]

NURSE:
:musical_note: Fifteen years of silence, Doctor,
Fifteen years of quiet breath.
Would you drug a child forever,
Keep him caged until his death? :musical_note:


[They overlap — her compassion weaving against his fury.]

DUET (counterpoint):

  • NURSE (tender): :musical_note: What if the boy is still inside? :musical_note:

  • LOOMIS (grim): :musical_note: I’ve seen the devil in his eyes! :musical_note:

  • NURSE: :musical_note: What if the silence hides a plea? :musical_note:

  • LOOMIS: :musical_note: His silence speaks of misery! :musical_note:


[Refrain swells again, full chorus joins in like a Greek echo from the shadows.]

LOOMIS + CHORUS (fortissimo, pounding):
:musical_note: No reason!
No mercy!
No fear!
He hasn’t spoken a word… in fifteen years! :musical_note:


[Music crashes to a stop. Lightning flashes — the patients appear on stage in gowns, wandering in the storm. The car halts. Transition into the escape scene.]

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Scene 3: “Why?” / “The Spook House”

[Stage: A moving backdrop of Haddonfield streets, trees lit with orange glow. Laurie and Tommy stroll, holding books and a pumpkin. A light, skipping melody on woodwinds and strings sets the pace.]


TOMMY (bright child’s melody, sing-song):
:musical_note: Why do leaves turn red in fall?
Why are pumpkins round and tall?
Why’s the moon so big tonight?
Why do goblins give us fright? :musical_note:


LAURIE (warm, gently melodic, almost nursery-like):
:musical_note: Leaves turn red because they must,
Pumpkins grow in autumn’s trust.
The moon looks close, the night feels near —
But goblins? That’s just make-believe, dear. :musical_note:


TOMMY (insistent, playful counterpoint):
:musical_note: But why, Laurie, why?
Why, Laurie, why?
If goblins aren’t real,
Why do grown-ups still lie? :musical_note:


[They round a corner. The Myers house appears downstage — windows dark, shutters broken. Music shifts: strings drop into minor key, a low organ drone enters.]

LAURIE (pausing, pointing, more serious tone):
:musical_note: That’s the Myers house, standing still…
Where something happened, something ill.
They say a boy did something bad —
And after that, it all went sad. :musical_note:


TOMMY (stepping back, eyes wide, rhythmic chant):
:musical_note: That’s the spook house!
Stay away!
That’s the spook house!
Don’t you play! :musical_note:


[The ensemble (offstage voices) join Tommy, chanting in layers like a jump-rope rhyme, surrounding Laurie’s slower, calming melody.]

ENSEMBLE (whisper chant, canon):
:musical_note: Spook house, spook house, shadows inside…
Spook house, spook house, nowhere to hide… :musical_note:

LAURIE (soothing, overlaying):
:musical_note: Don’t be afraid, it’s only a place,
The stories we tell put fear on its face.
It’s just a house, nothing more…
Let’s walk on, Tommy, past the door. :musical_note:


[Music resolves back into the lighter walking theme as Laurie takes Tommy’s hand and leads him away. The Myers house remains lit dimly, ominously, as they exit.]

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Scene 4: “Poor Laurie, Scared Another One Away”

[Stage: A sidewalk with tall hedges (the infamous bush). Laurie, Annie, and Lynda walk home from school. A breezy pop-rock groove begins — think jangly guitar + snappy percussion, teen energy.]


ANNIE (mock-dramatic, swinging her bag, teasing Laurie):
:musical_note: Poor Laurie, scared another one away,
She blushes and she stammers,
She’s got nothing to say.
Poor Laurie, she hides behind her books all day —
If love came knocking, she’d run the other way! :musical_note:


[Lynda laughs, chiming in with a bubbly counterline.]

LYNDA (teasing harmony):
:musical_note: Totally, Annie — she’s hopeless, it’s true!
Boys call her name and she doesn’t know what to do! :musical_note:


LAURIE (flustered, defensive, but melodic):
:musical_note: I don’t need to chase them,
I don’t need the fuss…
Maybe I’m just waiting
For someone who sees us. :musical_note:


ANNIE (rolling her eyes, quick patter):
:musical_note: Oh listen to her — so dreamy, so shy!
If Mr. Right passed by, she wouldn’t even try.
Poor Laurie, she’ll spend her life alone,
While the rest of us are kissing on the telephone! :musical_note:


[The trio walks, laughing and bickering. Behind them, Michael’s SHAPE creeps across the hedge in silhouette. The music drops into a darker key — bass pulsing under the playful melody.]

ENSEMBLE (offstage whispers, layering):
:musical_note: He’s in the hedges, he’s in the night…
He’s in the shadows, just out of sight… :musical_note:


[Annie pulls Laurie forward, singing the refrain again, bigger now, like a mock-anthem.]

ANNIE (belting, with Lynda joining in giggles):
:musical_note: Poor Laurie, scared another one away,
She’s haunted by her homework,
She won’t come out to play!
Poor Laurie, her chance will never stay —
Love slips by while she hides away! :musical_note:


[The girls exit, still laughing. The music cuts suddenly as Michael steps into a pool of light behind the hedge, watching them in silence. Blackout.]

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Scene 2: “If You Don’t, It’s Your Funeral”

[Stage: A phone booth set on a desolate stage. A train rumbles faintly in the distance. The booth is lit in stark white. Loomis grips the receiver, pacing. Music begins with staccato strings, like ticking clock hands.]


LOOMIS (sharp, clipped recitative, like ringing notes on brass):
:musical_note: This is Dr. Loomis…
Listen to me.
You must alert them —
Haddonfield’s not free. :musical_note:


[He slams his hand against the glass of the booth. Orchestra swells behind him — low brass and timpani, ominous.]

LOOMIS (rising urgency):
:musical_note: I’ve told you before,
I’ll tell you again:
If you don’t, it’s your funeral —
And the death of your men. :musical_note:


[He grips the phone, voice lowering, a cold stillness creeping in.]

LOOMIS (grim, steady):
:musical_note: He’s waited, he’s watched,
Through fifteen lost years…
Now the night has come —
And it feeds on your fears. :musical_note:


[Counterpoint: offstage chorus — faint, whispery voices (like townsfolk) echoing the words “fifteen years.”]

CHORUS (whispered echo):
:musical_note: Fifteen years… fifteen years… :musical_note:


LOOMIS (erupts, belting over them):
:musical_note: If you don’t lock your doors,
If you don’t hear my cries,
The children will suffer,
The innocent die!
If you don’t, it’s your funeral,
The blood will be yours —
I’ve stared into blackness
Behind human doors! :musical_note:


[The train roars by — percussion mimics its thunder. Loomis hangs the phone, staring out. The stage darkens around him, leaving just the booth in light. He leans into the final refrain, a grim mantra.]

LOOMIS (low, resonant):
:musical_note: If you don’t…
It’s your funeral. :musical_note:

[Music cuts. Blackout. Transition to Haddonfield.]

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Scene 6: “He Won’t Smell”

[Stage: Annie’s car glides downstage, Haddonfield streets projected behind. A jazzy swing beat starts on upright bass with brushes on snare. The air feels playful but a little dangerous.]


ANNIE (grinning, leaning back, teasing):
:musical_note: We’re cruising slow, we’re taking our time,
Just a couple of girls on Halloween night.
One puff here, one puff there —
Do you think my daddy will notice the air? :musical_note:


LAURIE (nervous, hushed, soprano):
:musical_note: Annie, don’t! He’ll know right away!
He’s the sheriff — you’ll have to pay! :musical_note:


ANNIE (sassy, syncopated):
:musical_note: Relax, relax, he won’t smell a thing,
Just flash him a smile, let the church bells ring! :musical_note:


[Car slows. Spotlight: SHERIFF BRACKETT downstage, outside the hardware store, talking with an officer. The girls duck a little lower. Jazz percussion taps like a heartbeat.]


DUET (back-and-forth patter, whispered but bouncy):

  • LAURIE: :musical_note: Annie, I swear — put it out, right now! :musical_note:

  • ANNIE: :musical_note: Laurie, come on — he’ll never know how! :musical_note:

  • LAURIE: :musical_note: He’s standing right there, he’ll smell it for sure! :musical_note:

  • ANNIE: :musical_note: He won’t smell a thing — just drive by the store! :musical_note:


[They pass the Sheriff. He waves casually at his daughter. Annie waves back, all confidence. Laurie slumps in her seat, mortified. The music kicks up with a cheeky brass flourish.]

ANNIE (mock-triumphant belt):
:musical_note: See? Told you, told you, I’ve got the spell!
The Sheriff’s my daddy — and he won’t smell! :musical_note:


[Annie laughs, Laurie groans, the band plays a bright jazzy tag. Then, as the car fades into the distance, the lighting shifts — Michael’s silhouette appears stage left. The swing rhythm fades into the faint, ominous Boogey Beat underneath.]

CHORUS (offstage whisper, eerie counterpoint):
:musical_note: He won’t smell… but he still sees… :musical_note:

[Blackout.]

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Scene 5: “You’ve Got to Believe Me”

[Stage: The sidewalk outside the hardware store. Police lights flash faintly. Loomis grips Brackett’s arm; Brackett folds his arms, suspicious. The music begins low, with tense strings and a heartbeat rhythm on drums.]


LOOMIS (urgent baritone, almost breathless):
:musical_note: Sheriff Brackett, listen to me!
He’s come back here — don’t you see?
Fifteen years I’ve watched him wait,
Now he’s returned to seal their fate! :musical_note:


BRACKETT (steady, skeptical, bass-baritone):
:musical_note: Doctor, I’ve heard your words before,
But Haddonfield’s quiet, a peaceful shore.
Kids play tricks on Halloween night,
You see a shadow, I see no fright. :musical_note:


LOOMIS (rising, pounding rhythm):
:musical_note: No reason, no mercy, no fear!
He hasn’t spoken a word in fifteen years!
Sheriff, believe me, this night will fall —
If you don’t act now, it will consume us all! :musical_note:


BRACKETT (cutting him down, slower):
:musical_note: Doctor, you speak like the end has come,
But I see pumpkins, children, fun.
You call him evil, the Devil’s eyes…
But what I see looks like disguise. :musical_note:


[Music swells into a tense counterpoint — Loomis hammering out his prophecy while Brackett resists.]

DUET (overlapping lines):

  • LOOMIS (desperate belt): :musical_note: He’s here! He’s here! The Shape of Night!
    He kills, he stalks, he won’t take flight! :musical_note:

  • BRACKETT (gruff, grounded): :musical_note: Calm yourself, man, don’t spread alarm —
    My town is safe, my streets are calm. :musical_note:


[Sudden break — Loomis steps center stage, spotlight on him alone, orchestra hits like thunder.]

LOOMIS (prophetic):
:musical_note: I met this child with the blackest eyes…
The Devil’s eyes, where all good dies!
If you won’t help me, if you won’t see,
Then the blood of Haddonfield falls on thee! :musical_note:


[Orchestra crashes. Loomis slumps. Brackett pauses, uneasy but not fully convinced. The music softens into a tense underscoring.]

BRACKETT (quiet, conflicted):
:musical_note: All right, Doctor… I’ll walk with you.
But if you’re wrong…
It’s on you too. :musical_note:

[They exit together into darkness, uneasy allies. Lights fade.]

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Scene 7: “Annie’s Stuck”

[Stage: The laundry room. Annie slips through the window, trying to fetch clothes. Lindsey sits nearby, half-bored, holding the dog. A plunky upright piano sets a bouncy rhythm.]


ANNIE (wiggling, comic soprano):
:musical_note: Oh great, just great,
I’m stuck in this place —
A babysitter’s nightmare,
Laundry disgrace! :musical_note:

[She kicks her legs as she tries to squeeze through. Lindsey giggles.]

LINDSEY (mock-serious, sings deadpan):
:musical_note: You’re stuck, you’re stuck,
Like a duck in a truck.
What’ll you do, Annie?
You’re out of luck. :musical_note:


ANNIE (groaning, half-sung):
:musical_note: Don’t just sit there smirking, kid,
Come give me a hand!
Or I’ll be singing from this window sill
‘Til Halloween is canned! :musical_note:


[Underscoring shifts: Lindsey puts down the dog, hops toward Annie, pokes her playfully.]

LINDSEY (teasing, sing-song):
:musical_note: You said you were clever,
You said you were cool,
But look at you now —
You’re a stuck babysitter fool! :musical_note:

ANNIE (rolling eyes, mock-pleading, reaching out one hand):
:musical_note: Please Lindsey, please!
Don’t laugh, don’t tease!
If you don’t help,
I’ll be stuck here ‘til I freeze! :musical_note:


[Music picks up tempo; Lindsey grabs Annie’s arm, tugging with exaggerated effort.]

DUET (call-and-response):

  • LINDSEY: :musical_note: Pull, pull, Annie! :musical_note:

  • ANNIE: :musical_note: Tug, tug, Lindsey! :musical_note:

  • BOTH: :musical_note: We’ll get me free, just wait and see! :musical_note:


[On the last tug, Annie pops free and stumbles forward. They collapse in a heap, laughing. The music pauses in a comic “plonk.”]

ANNIE (catching her breath, mock-triumphant):
:musical_note: See? Told you — no problem at all! :musical_note:

LINDSEY (deadpan, crossing arms):
:musical_note: Sure… until you got stuck in the wall. :musical_note:


[They laugh. But as Annie gathers clothes, the underscoring shifts — a dark cello note slides beneath their laughter. In the shadows, Michael’s shape is faintly visible through the window.]

CHORUS (offstage whisper, eerie overlay):
:musical_note: She’s stuck, she’s free,
But he still sees… :musical_note:

[Lights fade out on the playful scene, leaving Michael’s silhouette looming in silence.]

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Scene 5: “Ben Tramer”

[Stage: Split screen set — Laurie’s bedroom on one side, Annie in her kitchen on the other. Each with a phone. A plucky guitar/bass line kicks in, light and teasing.]


ANNIE (sing-song tease):
:musical_note: So, what’d you do,
Ask him out?
What’d you do, Laurie,
Come on, spill out! :musical_note:

LAURIE (flustered, melody stuttering like her nerves):
:musical_note: No, I couldn’t — Annie, please!
Don’t make me talk, you’re such a tease! :musical_note:


ANNIE (mock serious, rhythmic):
:musical_note: He likes you, Laurie, I can tell,
Ben Tramer likes you — oh so well! :musical_note:

LAURIE (gasping, almost spoken-sung):
:musical_note: Don’t mention that name!
Don’t say it out loud!
If anyone heard —
I’d just sink through the ground! :musical_note:


[Music picks up tempo — quick back-and-forth patter, like teenage gossip overlapping.]

ANNIE:
:musical_note: You want his arms, you want his eyes! :musical_note:

LAURIE (overlapping):
:musical_note: Stop it, Annie, no more lies! :musical_note:

ANNIE (pressing, playful):
:musical_note: You want his lips, you want his smile! :musical_note:

LAURIE (protesting, but can’t help laughing):
:musical_note: It isn’t like that, not my style! :musical_note:


[Small pause, Annie lowers her voice, conspiratorial.]

ANNIE (sly, slower):
:musical_note: What if I told him,
What if I say?
“Ben, Laurie likes you —
Ask her out today!” :musical_note:

LAURIE (panicked high note):
:musical_note: Don’t you dare, Annie, don’t you dare!
You wouldn’t — you couldn’t —
You better not share! :musical_note:


[Underscoring drops for comic effect; Annie breaks into spoken-sung laughter.]

ANNIE:
:musical_note: Oh Laurie, Laurie, don’t be so shy,
One little date,
You won’t even die! :musical_note:


[As the music winds down, Laurie turns toward her window — the melody fades into an eerie sustained violin as a shadow passes outside. Annie is still humming “Ben Tra-mer, Ben Tra-mer” under her breath. Lights dim on Laurie’s side, leaving her uneasy.]

END SCENE.

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Scene 7: “He Could Have Seen Her, Standing There”

[Stage: The ruined Myers House. A single shaft of moonlight through a broken window. Dust motes swirl. Loomis stands center, Brackett watching him warily. The orchestra begins with soft strings, almost hymn-like. Loomis stares out, lost in memory.]


LOOMIS (baritone, slow, aching):
:musical_note: He could have seen her…
Standing there…
By the mirror, by the bed…
Her laughter drifting through the air,
Unknowing what would lie ahead. :musical_note:


[Brackett shifts, uneasy, but says nothing. Loomis continues, his voice swelling, trembling with obsession.]

LOOMIS (sweeping, mournful):
:musical_note: He could have seen her…
Standing there…
The sister he should have adored.
But through the mask, through hollow eyes,
He raised the knife… and struck his sword. :musical_note:


[The orchestra swells — strings climbing, woodwinds whispering. Loomis turns to Brackett, voice breaking, like a man confessing a wound.]

LOOMIS (desperate, almost a sob):
:musical_note: Fifteen years, the vision burns…
The night she fell, the world still turns.
But evil waits, and evil stares…
He could have seen her… standing there. :musical_note:


[A pause. Brackett steps closer, his voice low, practical, grounding the aria.]

BRACKETT (soft, uneasy):
:musical_note: Doctor, the past is gone,
But you sing it like a song.
The boy you fear…
Could he be more than what you see here? :musical_note:


[Loomis rounds on him, furious but still mournful — swelling to the climax, his refrain a howl of memory and doom.]

LOOMIS (thundering, sweeping, full orchestra):
:musical_note: He could have seen her, standing there!
Her smile, her youth, her golden hair!
And in that sight, a darkness grew —
The Devil’s eyes… that never knew! :musical_note:


[Music crashes into silence. Loomis stands in the shaft of moonlight, trembling. Brackett lowers his head, shaken for the first time.]

BRACKETT (quiet, almost conceding):
:musical_note: If you’re right… God help us all. :musical_note:

[Blackout.]

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Scene 9: “Can’t I Get Your Ghost, Bob?”

[Stage: Lynda sprawls on the bed, still in post-tryst glow. The room glows orange from a jack-o-lantern. Enter Bob — or rather, “ghost Bob,” under a sheet with glasses perched on top. A cheeky jazz vamp begins — upright bass, muted trumpet, swing-cabaret style.]


LYNDA (flirty, faux-torch singer):
:musical_note: Bob… oh Bob…
You vanish, then you haunt!
Can’t I get your ghost, Bob,
To give me what I want? :musical_note:


[“Ghost Bob” shuffles around the stage, arms out like a cartoon ghoul. He doesn’t sing — just groans and moans rhythmically, to audience giggles. Lynda belts in mock torch-song glamour, stretching notes too big for the moment.]

LYNDA:
:musical_note: A sheet can’t hide your smile,
Your touch, your kiss, your style…
So don’t just stand and stare —
Come haunt me for a while! :musical_note:


[She grabs the phone, dialing Laurie. The jazz vamp continues, softening into plucky pizzicato strings. Laurie appears in a split-screen spotlight at her own phone.]

LYNDA (teasing, to Laurie):
:musical_note: Hello? Oh Laurie, don’t you see?
I’ve got my Bob, he’s haunting me! :musical_note:

LAURIE (straight soprano, uneasy):
:musical_note: Lynda, stop fooling, this isn’t a game,
Where’s Annie, where’s Bob — why won’t they explain? :musical_note:


[The two overlap — Laurie’s line serious, Lynda’s playful. Lynda twirls the phone cord, rolling her eyes.]

LYNDA (sultry swing):
:musical_note: Can’t I get your ghost, Bob?
Come close and thrill me near. :musical_note:

LAURIE (counterpoint, higher line):
:musical_note: This doesn’t feel like laughter,
Something darker’s here. :musical_note:


[“Ghost Bob” looms behind Lynda. The vamp grows darker, the brass more dissonant. Laurie sings higher, urgent. Lynda giggles into the receiver.]

LYNDA (laughing line):
:musical_note: Ooooh, Laurie, don’t be so tight!
It’s Halloween, babe — it’s our night! :musical_note:

[Sudden — Michael’s gloved hand slams down, strangling Lynda with the phone cord. The vamp cuts to shrieking strings. Lynda gasps in rhythm as Laurie’s voice cuts through on the other side.]

LAURIE (frantic):
:musical_note: Lynda? Lynda?! Answer me!
Lynda?! :musical_note:


[Lynda collapses, phone dangling. Silence, except for the faint hum of the Boogey Beat. Laurie clutches her phone, spotlighted, terrified.]

CHORUS (offstage, whispering echo):
:musical_note: Ghosts don’t answer…
Ghosts don’t speak…
The Boogeyman takes…
The ones he seeks. :musical_note:

[Blackout.]

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Finale: “It Really Was the Boogeyman (Boogey Beat)”

[Scene: Michael has fallen from the balcony. Loomis lowers the gun, Laurie sobs. The stage is silent — then a low, pulsing “boogey beat” begins: bass and hi-hat, heartbeat-like. Blue ghost light fills the stage.]


LAURIE (fragile, trembling soprano):
:musical_note: Was that… the Boogeyman? :musical_note:

LOOMIS (grave, baritone, clipped to rhythm):
:musical_note: As a matter of fact… it was. :musical_note:


[The beat drops**. The CHORUS enters from the shadows, whisper-chanting “Boogeyman” in rhythm. One by one, the** dead victims — Annie, Lynda, Bob — step onto the stage, pale, silent, spectral. They move with dancerly grace, not zombies, joining the chorus line.]

CHORUS (rhythmic chant):
:musical_note: Boogeyman, Boogeyman,
It really was the Boogeyman!
Boogeyman, Boogeyman,
It really was the Boogeyman! :musical_note:


CORPSES (singing in eerie harmony):
:musical_note: We thought we were safe, we thought we were fine,
But the Boogeyman strikes every time.
You can shoot him once, you can shoot him six,
But the Shape keeps coming — it’s his trick! :musical_note:


[Music builds — brass hits, funky guitar. The corpses sway and spin, ghostly arms reaching, their movements sharp and theatrical.]

CHORUS & CORPSES (call-and-response):
:musical_note: Who walks at night? (The Boogeyman!)
Who gives you fright? (The Boogeyman!)
Who won’t stay dead? (The Boogeyman!)
Who’s in your head? (The Boogeyman!) :musical_note:


[Spotlight isolates Loomis. He staggers forward, wild-eyed. The corpses freeze, pointing at him.]

LOOMIS (manic belt, each line punctuated by gunshot brass):
:musical_note: I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES!
I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES!
I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES AND STILL HE CLIMES! :musical_note:


[The corpses resume movement, encircling Loomis and Laurie, their voices swelling, layering with the chorus.]

CORPSES & CHORUS:
:musical_note: Six times! Six times!
And still he lives, the Boogeyman!
Six times! Six times!
Forever he walks through Haddonfield’s lands! :musical_note:


[Dance break: the corpses drift around Laurie, who reaches skyward in despair. The Boogey beat pounds harder. The voices crescendo into a wall of sound.]

ALL (fortissimo, final chord):
:musical_note: It really was…
THE BOOGEYMAN! :musical_note:

[Final tableau: corpses in ghostly tableau around Laurie, Loomis framed at the balcony, the mask spotlighted alone on the stage floor. The beat cuts. Blackout.]

:performing_arts: Halloween: The Musical

Epilogue Coda: “Too Late”

[Stage: The aftermath. Silence. Faint smoke and moonlight. Laurie sits on the floor, torn and bloodied. Loomis stands, gun heavy at his side. The corpses of Annie, Bob, and Lynda stand upstage, ghostlike, still. A soft piano begins, strings entering one by one.]


LAURIE (soft, fragile soprano):
:musical_note: The laughter is gone,
The voices are still…
The night we thought harmless
Was waiting to kill. :musical_note:


LOOMIS (low, sorrowful baritone, entering like a response):
:musical_note: I warned them, I begged,
But none heard my plea…
And when evil walked out,
It walked silently. :musical_note:


[They circle each other slowly, like a duet in a love song, but with no romance — just grief intertwining.]

LAURIE:
:musical_note: Annie, she joked,
Said I’d die a lone old maid…
But the joke turned to silence
When her life was betrayed. :musical_note:

[ANNIE’S CORPSE collapses slowly to the ground, spotlight fading.]


LOOMIS (grim, stepping toward Annie’s body):
:musical_note: She should have been safe,
She should have been spared.
But my words were dismissed —
No one cared. :musical_note:


LAURIE (turning to Bob, voice trembling):
:musical_note: Bob, he was laughing,
He never saw the knife…
He kissed her goodnight
And it cost him his life. :musical_note:

[BOB’S CORPSE collapses, a dull thud echoed by the orchestra.]


LOOMIS (lifting his head, pained):
:musical_note: I watched for fifteen years,
I swore he must not roam…
But they opened the gates,
And he came home. :musical_note:


LAURIE (reaching toward Lynda, almost whispering):
:musical_note: Lynda, my friend,
So silly, so free…
A phone call unanswered
Now echoes in me. :musical_note:

[LYNDA’S CORPSE collapses, her phone cord dangling. Silence hangs.]


[Loomis moves beside Laurie now. They sing together in counterpoint — she in anguish, he in guilt.]

DUET:

  • LAURIE (crying, high line): :musical_note: I’m broken, I’m haunted, I’ll never be whole…
    The mask of the Boogeyman lives in my soul. :musical_note:

  • LOOMIS (heavy, low line): :musical_note: I’m burdened, I’m guilty, I failed to restrain…
    The evil I studied now walks again. :musical_note:


[Orchestra swells — strings, brass, timpani. The corpses slowly rise behind them, ghostlike, forming a tableau around Laurie and Loomis.]

ALL (fortissimo, united lament):
:musical_note: Too late, too late — the warnings, the cries…
Too late, too late — beneath Haddonfield skies.
The night is not ended, the shadow won’t fade,
The Boogeyman lives in the darkness we made. :musical_note:


[The corpses collapse in unison as the final chord crashes. Laurie and Loomis stand alone, center stage, bathed in a single white spotlight. Silence. Blackout.]

:performing_arts: Halloween: The Musical

Curtain Reprise: “On Halloween Night (Reprise)”

[Stage: Black. Total silence after Laurie and Loomis’s coda. Then, faintly, a single child’s voice sings from the darkness — pure, unaccompanied.]

SOLO CHILD (haunting, offstage):
:musical_note: Black cats and goblins and broomsticks and ghosts,
Covens of witches with all of their hosts… :musical_note:


[A dim orange glow rises — the outline of the Myers House. Slowly, more children’s voices join in, not playful but solemn, like a requiem.]

CHILDREN’S CHORUS (soft canon, layered):
:musical_note: You may think they scare me, you’re probably right…
Black cats and goblins…
On Halloween night… :musical_note:


[A low organ enters, giving the rhyme a dirge-like weight. The corpses rise one final time behind Laurie and Loomis, not dancing — simply standing as shadows.]

ENSEMBLE (dark harmony under the children):
:musical_note: Trick or treat, trick or treat…
Evil walks on silent feet.
Masks of white, knives that gleam…
Death awoke from a child’s dream. :musical_note:


[The children’s voices grow thinner, more echo-like, as if fading into the wind. The corpses collapse in unison one last time. Michael’s silhouette appears in the doorway of the Myers House, framed in stark white light.]

ALL (whispered, final refrain):
:musical_note: On Halloween night…
On Halloween night…
On Halloween night… :musical_note:

[Lights snap out. Curtain falls.]

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Maybe if it was like Phantom Of The Opera, I could maybe get behind it, but it’s so hard to take any musicals seriously. The Land Before Time? You’re killing us, Doc! Give me all the good drugs, and we’ll talk. Or maybe give me that scalpel pen of yours, my ears need cleaning Lol you love the A.I huh ?

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Lol. I don’t know, Loomis stays pretty operatic. Otherwise, I mostly lean into camp. I felt sense the story is familiar it would play better that way. I have a lot of fun with Neural Networks. We did this with Elm Street too. The scene where Marge tells Nancy about the history of Freddy in the basement. It turned out ok.

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Ya he definitely does. I will give you that. Micheal doesnt talk so its kinda hard to make him emote anything in a musical. Unless you have him riverdance or something lmao
Its a fun experiment ill give you that. Not my cup of tea.

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Don’t tempt me. Lol! I almost brought him out for the Boogey Beat finale; but thought that would would be in poor taste.

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I wish there was more than just the love icon. Im laughing right now. Ya or he could do some thriller esque zombie shuffle . Very poor taste lol

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So, circling back to my original question, is this fun enough to keep developing? Or, not worth the effort?

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Its interesting, some cool ideas , its just hard to take seriously .

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Thank you for your input. I think Evil Dead did a musical. I don’t think Halloween ever did.

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Ya its cuz the boogeyman has no real moves or emotion i surmise .and doing anything like that wouod just kill the mystique. Its cool for shits and giiggles , Doc.

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Well, that’s why I centered around Loomis as the dramatic center playing off Bracket. Then I set the baby sitting adventures as fun and playful numbers contrasted against Laurie’s loss at the end. Michael stalks, kinda of phantom-like.

”Its cool for shits and giiggles , Doc.”
That is how I landed on the whole idea.

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Lol ok ok have at it, entertain us!

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Thank you. :rofl:

Did you get to the song “He could have seen her, standing there?”

I think that’s the best one so far. I tried to highlight iconic scenes and really tried to work memorable dialogue into the main refrain of the songs.

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I will go through it all , just did some skimming , I need to charge my phone. Ill get back to ya.

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All right. Have a good day and thank you again for talking.

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No problem , you too, i liked how the scenes were setup :ok_hand:

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Have a speech impediment and not a professional singer, but hopefully this kinda gives an idea of what I was going for here.

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