As well as breast feed him.
Good grief
Such a drama queen.
why should we? He is the King!! 
Just get a whole swat team to clean house on him like the ones from Jason goes to Hell or strap him to a rocket and shoot him into space 
I don’t want him dead lol I’d just run away. Wish we could be friends but I don’t see that happening
I once had a dream that Michael and Data from Star Trek were in my class at college. Every time Michael tried to stab someone in the class Data grabbed his wrist and overpowered him.
So, build Data = profit
Make him watch either of the RZ movies…he’ll kill himself.
Only to find out that the logic is exactly the same as it was in the Final Friday, and the first Boar to consume a piece of Michael’s heart will then become Myers… Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! …ANDY
I’d call Rob Zombie. He killed the whole franchise for nearly ten years, so his resume is pretty loaded for the task.
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If we’re in the old universe/timeline I’d just shoot Laurie Strode in the head. Tommy Doyle discovered/theorized Michael’s power would end if all his family members were dead, as this would fulfill the curse of Thorn.
First I’d make sure it’s him. I’d remove the mask so that I can continue to make sure it’s him, I’d dismember him, and cremate the pieces individually.
yeah
I always wanted Halloween 8 to start off with a close up of a foot on a sewing machine pedal. You would hear the squeak squeak squeak of the sewing machine grinding above. The camera would pan up and you would see that it was Michael sewing his head back on. haha.
Shoot his eyes out then blow him up.
They did that in 1981 and it didn’t work out so well
Actually, it did. It was greed that brought him back.