You’re minding your own business on Halloween night and suddenly it becomes clear to you that you’re in a Halloween movie. You’ve got the entire 3rd act to play with. How do you kill Michael?
Either crush him terminator 1 style or drop him in a pool of molten metal terminator 2 style. Obviously I probably wouldn’t have either of those things handy if I was minding my own business on halloween night 
I’d probably do whatever I could to slow him down so I could hopefully get away.
Shoot him in the face with a super soaker full of muriatic acid, then clap his balls with cylinder blocks, then chuck him in a wood chipper that shoots his remnants in a stall of starving boars. That might do it…
Lots of automatic rounds and dismemberment, followed by cremation.
Tacks on the floor
Avoid shooting his face, shoot him in the heart, when he’s down take the mask then shoot his face [emoji38]
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I’d stick a plunger up his ass…
Set up home alone traps
H20 gave me that answer.
Probably cut his head of and have it on display 
shoot out the legs, dismember, cremate the pieces and bury them in different locations.
then build my house to be a giant trap just in case,…and wait.
You never know, that may just turn him on
Could he get any slower?
I love the idea of the wood chipper from above.
I would go at him like Loomis and trans him. Once rendered unconscious, I would have him surgically gutted then stuffed. Then I would prop him up in the front yard for a Halloween display.
Tranquilize him
Ha ha good point
Give Busta Rhymes a call = win
I’d try to kill him with something like the auxiliary power circuit in the incinerator seen in Resident Evil 3 used to kill Nemesis, since Michael has basically become an immortal monster too, perhaps it’d work? or he also requires for a nuclear missile to die for good? lol
I wouldn’t! I’d hold him and love him and tAke care of him every day just as if he were my very own! Baby Huey