I posted this on Facebook, but it undoubtedly got lost in the shuffle with all of the 2018 mask interest. I’m hoping to hear some thoughts from forum members.
My brief-ish thoughts on Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
I normally don’t write something like this; most of you probably don’t care what my opinion is. However, I decided to watch Halloween 4 Saturday night for the first time all the way through, as a 38 year old man. The movie has been on AMC so many times the last several years, I’ve seen it multiple times, usually in bits and pieces … although probably watched it all the way through at some point. I’m primarily a fan of Halloween (1978) and just tolerate the other films, although I find them entertaining and respect their place in the Halloween franchise. The anticipation of Halloween - 2018, the anticipation of getting my 2018 TOTS mask, my recent emergence to the hobby; all played a part in me being interested in re-watching this film again.
As we all will probably agree, the cover art/poster for Halloween 4 (and to an extent H5) is absolutely remarkable. As a kid, not allowed to rent rated R movies, it is one of the covers I vividly remember the most as I wandered the aisles of local movie stores. I would often stop and look at the horror VHS section and wonder what those movies were all about. Another horror cover that stuck in my mind was Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter, where Jason’s mask lay in a puddle of blood with a knife stuck in its eye hole. There was a certain beauty to visiting a movie store back then; something most of you remember: the cover art, the posters, the curtain you weren’t old enough to go behind.
The opening of Halloween 4 was good. It did a great job of putting you in the Halloween mood. The movie’s ambitions were admirable. The fans wanted Michael Myers back in Halloween. The $tudio (yes, studio with a $) probably wanted him back in the films also. The ideas and connections to Halloween 1 & 2 weren’t bad. The random idea that Michael Myers wanted to kill his niece is understandable. Not that it was a great idea, but it was a way to explain his motive once story lines had to be created in H2, making Laurie the sister of Michael, which was never John Carpenter’s intention in 1978. It made me wonder what story I would decide to create as an excuse to insert Myers back into the series back in 1988. Honestly, I’m not real sure.
As far as the mask goes, at least a different one made sense … considering the original one was burned to a crisp in H2, However, a completely different one would make more sense. As suggested before by forum members, the Emmett Kelly clown mask probably would have been a good choice. It would have been an effective nod to the plastic clown mask that Myers wore as a 6 year old while killing Judith. Imagine the ramifications of that decision: we may have never seen Michael Myers in a white mask again. One has to wondered … I do, anyway. The look of the mask, the lack of continuity between scenes, the infamous unconverted mask scene, the out-of-the-way strategy of hiding his eyes; all make the film a bit frustrating for someone who pays particular attention to those type of things. Even worse than that: the look of George Wilbur in the costume. It’s not even worth going into detail.
Overall, I thought the story was fine. Donald Pleasence is always a pleasure to see on screen. I actually think the ending was really good. The attempt to make Halloween bloodier, as a sign of the 80’s time, was a predictable evolution. The decision to make Michael Myers superhuman (inserting his thumb through a human skull) was eye-rolling. Imagine what his thumbs would have done to a Nintendo controller in 1988 … geez. I see Halloween 4 as a tolerable missed opportunity. With better decision making, a couple changes to the cast & story, and better attention to detail, it could have been really good.
We came a long way from Nick Castle’s eerily sitting up behind Jamie Lee Curtis, turning his head in a robotic way … to George Wilbur bumbling around on a rooftop like a puppet controlled by strings, standing up with his shoulders up to his ears like a confused Michelin Man, wearing thirteen pairs of coveralls instead of one. I think he may have even worn a stuffed bra underneath. Ugh … I said I wouldn’t go into detail.
Thanks for reading.