I am writing you as a concerned citizen and member of the community. I recently visited Santa Mira, CA…home of Silver Shamrock Novelties factory. This factory specializes in the production of Halloween masks, specifically 3 masks in particular: a Pumpkin, a Witch and a Skull. The masks look very promising and are well made but something just doesn’t seem right. Some of the staff members seemed to be plotting something and others barely spoke. Dare I say they seemed almost…robotic. The owner of the factory is an eerie Irish gentleman by the name of Conal Cochran. At first he seemed like a friendly chap but upon further inspection I fear for the world. I believe Cochran to be a wicked and evil soul that wants to cause mass panic and chaos for the festival of Samhain. I’ve witnessed his power through a photograph of an innocent but pushy sales representative, Marge Guttman. Luckily for us, a concerned medical man name Dr. Dan Challis is doing his best to rid us of this evil. He didn’t ask for this job but is embracing it to the fullest. I just hope he doesn’t run out of time or gets too side tracked with the goal at hand. Come on doc, stay sober long enough to help us. Please take this seriously and whatever you do…don’t wear the mask and watch the big giveaway…
Bold letters, underscore, exclamations points, neon lights surrounding the letters…NONE of these ideas can make the word “WOW!” stand out enough in reply to this awesome post!!
Amazing, top-shelf set-up, Matt. Too many great things to even mention in that picture but man, that Cochran bust and Mark’s painting with him and the trio will always strike up serious envy within me. Sweet pics. Outstanding, my friend.
You guys are awesome! Thanks so much for the comments and I am really over the moon with this setup. I appreciate all of the people involved in helping acquire the goods. You know who you are .
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