As great as this movie is, it’s fun to nitpick certain things about it. We all love the original, we’ve seen it so many times, so it’s nice to have a sense of humor about it, because after all, no movie is perfect. I’m watching it right now, really critiquing it like cinemasins would do, and here’s just a few things I’ve noticed so far.
-That’s like the fastest time for sex I have ever seen in my life. Seriously, Judith and her bf get done in like 2 minutes. And he seems pretty happy about it when he leaves (look at that fucking smile as he leaves the house lol). So maybe…he just sucks, doesn’t realize it, and she never says anything to him? Very odd, the whole situation.
-No way Michael is actually stabbing Judith. The whole angle of the camera when he stabs her is just…weird.
-Why does Michael’s parents just stand there looking at him holding a bloody knife? It’s as if they’re waiting for “CUT!” the entire time. It’s pretty funny if you watch his parents the whole time the camera zooms out. They’re literally just standing there.
-The Michael that escapes from Smith’s Grove looks, acts and moves nothing like the Michael from the rest of the movie. He just looks like a regular skinny dude, not threatening at all, and that “palm into the car window” moment looks old school even for 1978. In fact that whole scene is kind of…weird, isn’t it? It’s paced so oddly and doesn’t fit with the rest of the movie.
-HE WAS DOING VERY WELL LAST NIGHT!!! (best line in the movie, Loomis is gold)
-Does Tommy not realize that there’s a car that slows down almost to a full stop next to him with a guy in a creepy ass white mask looking directly at him? I mean it’s literally like 10 feet close to him.
-In that same scene…in 1978 did people think of the camera angle as “there’s a guy in the back seat holding a camera”? Or did they not think of it as a person and bought into the “movie” aspect of it just being a camera angle? Because all I can think about when I watch that scene is that Michael is filming his adventure and his assistant is in the back seat filming everything.
-In the scene where Laurie, Annie and Linda are walking home from school, the part where Laurie sees Michael in the car, Linda is talking about the books that she forgets or something, and it’s clearly obvious that when the music picks up and the scene focuses on only Myers, that Linda’s lines are just filler dialogue that you’re not meant to hear “like my chemistry book, my math book, I mean who needs books anyway, they’re just books” (or something like that). It sounds like a line that they came up with to fill the background with chatter, because it sounds like she’s talking about nothing and that there’s no point to it, even in casual conversation. Even the way she says the lines, it’s like no effort.
-When Laurie and Annie are smoking weed in the car, Annie tells Laurie to stop coughing so that her dad doesn’t know they smoked it. And then seconds later they pull up to him and he sticks his head down in front of the passenger window. Um…wouldn’t he smell it? Actually yes he would. I know for a 100% fact that he would.
-In that same scene Annie’s dad mentions that the “thief” stole “A mask, some rope, and a couple of knives…probably just a halloween prank”. Yeah…a halloween prank involving a mask, rope, and some knives. No big deal. Lol.
Feel free to come up with your own!