I’ve seen these threads everywhere so I decided to be unoriginal and copy them. Post as many as you’d like.
-You can’t kill damnation!
-Maybe nobody knows how to stop HIM.
-You never get used to the faces! NEVER!
-Timing’s gotta be primo.
-Jesus ain’t got nothing to do with Ridgemont.
-Money talks and bullshit walks.
I’ll save the rest for you guys. Have at it!
That Bucky’s the shit!
1.Discount Mart has the best costumes in Haddonfield.
2.Cops do it by the book.
3.I gotta wise up to what men want.
4.Beer Bellies work just as well as cops.
5.Double scoops=DOUBLE AWESOME!! 
Danielle Harris as a kid is a better actress than Dakota Fanning now, or ever.
Jamie’s uncle is the boogeyman
Everyday is Halloween at Jamie’s house
Society dumps it’s worse nightmares in rigemont
When all else fails, employ the local rednecks
Michael is so silent that he can sneak onto the back of a truck and take out 3-4 rednecks
The power station is city property…and there’s no trespassing. 
One locked door = trapped in the house.
99% of cops in a small town are chilling at the police station.
Bodies can be thrown 60 feet from a crash site.
And most of all…
A frail doctor can survive being in the middle of a huge explosion with a few relatively minor burns.
Jamie’s mommy is a mummy.
Jamie’s an orphan.
Don’t try that Halloween $hit with Bucky.
Phone never just rings a police station. No way, no how.
always head for the school house 
If you have to hitchhike, it’s best to get picked up by Reverend Jackson P. Sayer. 
I also learned that cops do it by the books.
Apocalypse, End of the World, Armageddon. It always has a face and a name. I’ve been huntin’ the bastard for 30 years, give or take. Come close a time or two. Too damn close! You can’t kill damnation, Mister. It don’t die like a man dies!
Oh yeah… I catch you, gropin’ my daughter, I’ll use that shotgun on you. Understand?
Oh come alive, Rachel. Please come alive! Don’t be dead. You can’t be dead. Come alive, Rachel!
Shit, Earl. It’s Ted Hollister.
You dumb son of a bitch. You said you saw Myers.
Don’t go to Haddonfield. If you want another victim take me. But leave those people in peace. Please, Michael??? God damn you.
I learned that Michael’s thumbs are really really strong
I also learned after watching part 4 that they would never again come close to anything like H1 or H2 again 
…dude 4 is awsome
Phone never just rings a police station. No way, no how.
Always keep the bar open no matter what.
Don’t shoot Ted Hollister
Don’t miss with Bucky
And also hollow.
ted hollister is not michael myers.
the school house isnt always a safe place.
whether hes with you or against you loomis is still crazy,
and if done professionally, red Necks can be thrown from trucks flying 30- to 60 feet away
and finally, if youre a douche bag and your name is Wade, girls will tell you to fuck off if you ask them out.
LOL man I don’t know how I never noticed that before! Good eye!
I learned that loomis’ scar changed form over and over throughout the film…lol
Guys dont like girls that come on too strong
Brady is a womanizer and a liar
Michael can get from the roof to the gound in 4 seconds
Haddonfield…Its a 4 hour drive
Dont go out dressed as myers past curfew, dammit… It will be a weekend in jail
Dont lock yourself in a house
Dont go to the school house
Ted Hollister is not Myers
Bucky doesnt appreciate “Halloween Shit”
Vincent Drugstore has the best costumes in town, including a Michael Myers mask…
Wade needs to fuck off
Jamies an orphan
Jamies Mommys and Mummy
Kids are assholes
Michaels “human being” “died years ago”
Sundae the dog is not a good watchdog
Watch out for hands grabbing you from under the bed