Tom Atkins Mustache
-Beth
Best post I have read in a long, long time. I laughed until it hurt, Jimi. Thanks! 
My wife wont touch me in bed unless im wearing it. 
LMAO!
im glad you all find it funny… 
It will be in the classifieds soon… $3,000 shipped with the 19 page manual
Does that $3,000 price tag include the members only jacket and a 6-pack of High Life?
im not sure about the clothing because frankly i dont even remember how i got into those clothes. $3,000 is only fair for this item. I just forewarn you… its a great burden.
Nik…
can i mail the stache to you so you can make replicas??
I think a NAG truth stache replica would go over well here… and you wouldnt have to sell it for the price im asking…
let me know. I have have it flown out to you by friday. I cant ship regular mail. You will have to pick the stache up at the airport… it will only fly first class with other people.
Do they even serve Miller High Life in first class? 
It will bring the high life on board with no questions. It’ll bang all the flight attendants before they even start serving the peanuts.
its an asshole
Send it over man.ill mold it and ill make you multiple copies for you to glue it in all your body and show to people how mustacho man you are 
Nik,
dont joke. it cant be dealt with or reasoned with. trust me
Hey Jimi,i think you got me wrong there, i really mean it,ill mold it and ill send you many copies to dress up mustacho man for halloween 2009,think about it its very original,the killer mustache or mustacho man!i think its great for a low budget movie and you write good on camera,i know about this stuff from my small movie experience…
N
Man, I think this is one of the funniest posts ever! 
Great story, and thanks for a great read. This is what brings enjoyment to this board. 
Todd,
The stache for your KH/DW even up…
how bout it?
Hey,thats enough!!!i really want this thing,i ll give you one of my 3 hertleins for it…
N
Somehow it works. 
that is funny as shit lol