Tom Atkins Mustache

I think it should be added to the gallery

:laughing: Great post! Which would win in a fight between Tom Atkins’s mustache and Chuck Norris’s beard???

:laughing: Wow :laughing:

They would team up and create… THE FOLLICLE FORCE!!! Their first victim would be… Tom Selleck’s stache. :axe:

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This is almost as epic as that first big crapface thread.

This thing is DEAD on man! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:
Screen accurate for sure!! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished:
Congrats on a sweet score!! Pictures don’t lie, this matches perfectly!
Nik, you have to do a limited run on this!! :wink: :laughing:
I’ve ALWAYS wanted an Atkins Stache! :cry:
Mold it up! :rock: :drinkers:
J






Are you positive this isn’t the real deal??? :open_mouth: :laughing: Good stuff JimiThing! :laughing:
I caught a shot of him without the Stache! :open_mouth:



its the real deal gobears. as real as steel… its changed my life.
I think the stache for a KH/DW is a fair trade.

Also, that bottom pic of ‘stache-less’ atkins…we need to have a pin the stache on tom atkins game…

Yeah man, Thats dead on no doubt!
Your very lucky to snag this one man.
Yeah, I wouldn’t trade it for a KH/DW, possibly, just possibly, the KH/DW RARE, but not the KH/DW.
I hope you have a safety deposit box for that bad boy, to much sun on it, and you can dry it out.
They don’t grow staches, like they use to!!! Keep that badboy preserved!! :wink: :smiley: :laughing: :rock: :drinkers: :rolleyes:
J

quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen! Jim that goes down in history my friend! :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Tremendous! This is one fantastic thread! Jimi, every single thing that you have said so so ridiculously amazing that it has to be 100% true, without question.
I never thought I would see the day that something more powerful than Crapface would emerge on mm.net, but it quite possibly has. Just the mentioning of Crapface and the replica Tom Atkins mustache may have such a volatile chemical reaction it could destroy mm.net as we know it.
Do you realize what kind of hell you might have put on us all Jimi?!
Not since when Donnie posted his Danish Halloween poster has Larry David been taken such aback by the content of mm.net. But now, Larry David has once again been flabbergasted.

Guys, this is it. the holy grail.

Its the '75 kirk of replica staches


you turn into fucking TOM ATKINS circa 1983 when you put it on for gods sake.

:laughing: that was awesome!

I gotta have one…I think my girlfriend would LOVE it!!! :wink:

I…as a mostly silent member would LOVE to see more posts like this hilarious thread! and yes I would totally get my wristband and stand in line for one of these!

The girls father is murdered and a day later Tom Atkins shuts her up when she’s looking for the killer and says, “Wait a minute, it’s getting late, I could use a drink.” HE COULD USE A DRINK!? HER DAD WAS JUST MURDERED!!! I love that movie!!! :laughing: :stuck_out_tongue: :drinkers:

Great thread! Thanks for the laugh. :laughing:

very funny…made my day…

errmm . . . . . meeh. . i dunno. . looks like a recast to me :open_mouth: :confused:

:laughing: you rock brother. .

A

Yeah, Ellie seemed to get over her fathers passing pretty quickly… with a little help from Mr. Challis and his TRUTH STACHE. :stuck_out_tongue: :tonqe: :drinkers:

Miller High Life and a weeping hottie = Good times for Dr. Challis. :laughing:

I’m hearing Rockwell’s “Somebody’s Watching Me” and visualizing the ASS (Atkins Super Stache) with 2 little googly eyes attached. {{shiver}}

But seriously, my next sculpt is going to be a human face with Ken Foree’s eyes, Donald Pleasance’s nose, Tom Atkins’s upper lip and mouth and Bruce Campbell’s chin. Jimi, maybe you could hook me up with a replica stache to stick on the final mask. What do you think?

Bruce

P.S. Thanks for the chuckles!