A woman with exceptional taste!
The Truth Stache is God!
Man, this is VERY tempting! I cant stand choices like these! UGH!
I didnāt realize Larry dug the Danish poster so much. Cool beans! 
please define manhood sauce,Iām not sure I would be putting that near my mouth.
Testament to the Stache:
Havenāt been getting alot of action from the girlfriend lately. 
She wants a ring, I like buying masks!
BUTā¦earlier today I decided that if I could not myself own the mighty replica Truth Stache then I would at least save the pic JimiThing provided us with and use it for my screen saver! This way I could at least behold it in all its mighty glory until someday I too could own one! Hey, a person can dream canāt he?
Then something happened!! My girlfriend came to the computer and set down. She said nothing and barely moved, her mouth agape and eyes wide. It was obvious she was in some sort of trance! The Truth Stache was doing itās magic on her!!
Moments later she became very hot and willing! She INSISTED she go to the store and get me a 12pk of Miller and kept telling me repeatedly how much it would turn her on if I too had a Truth Stache proudly displayed under my nose. Knowing I had to act quick I came up with a plan! I saved the pic of the Mighty Tom Atkins Replica Stache (I dared not actually save a pic of the REAL Stacheā¦that could be more than she could stand!), used photoshop to size it correctly, printed it off and glued it under my nose. The effect was IMMEDIATEā¦she was in a frenzy of yearning!!! 
Tonightā¦there will be action!!!
Thank you Jimithing for unveiling the Truth Stacheā¦even itās mere image has proved to be powerful! Hopefully Iāll get the action without the horrors you had to face!!!
YOURS IS A RECAST!!!
@benny mister michaelantern:
did the power of the 'stach force you to meander with your bare ass glisening in the moon light in order to entice the young ms Nelkin? errm. . the young miss āmichaelanternā?
But a WELL made one!!! I took lots of time cutting it out nice and neat and I even wrinkled up the paper a bit to give it texture! (youāll see it on Ebay soon!)
Nothing so drastic! I simply picked up a can of Miller and drank it in a very Tom Atkins-esque wayā¦It was like an out of body experience. Soon I was eating pickled eggs and beer nuts! Then I had an uncontrollable urge to quickly drive to Wally World and find a flannel shirt. I put it on, drank the rest of the beer and SHE WAS PUTTY!!! The spirit of the (recasted!) Stache controlled my every action. I am now so tired from my girlfriend DEMANDING my services over and over that I have FINALLY taken the recast stache off and put it away. Magically with it put away things are back to normal. She just asked me when I was taking out the trash!
We need some STACHE POWER on this sunday evening!!
I could use a drinkā¦ 
greatest thread EVER!
As our beloved holiday draws near, I felt it was time for this thread to be bumped up. I mean, whatās the Halloween season without the Truth Stache? 
Hey Jimi, how about some new pics of the Stache! 
Ill take some more pics of the stache once it finally comes home. Its been out at the bars and strip clubs for about 2 straight weeks.
It broke up jon and kates marriage. dont leak that to the press though.
My stache thinks your stache is a little fruity.
Ah, cāmonā¦donāt hide that pretty face. 
Yes, Mr Swampā¦ your stache and beard are quite potent.
But it cant open doors
open windows.
oppprtunities.
LOL.
and DAMN YOU DONNIE! MFSONCRAZYACKSLJDEWLJR****
oooooooooooooooooooooooo. . . . you jusā been SERVED!!!
ONE MORE TIME!
THANK YOU MM.NET! 
LOVE YOU ALWAYS!
Hahahah!!!
Once again, with our favorite time of year fast approaching, it is time to give the TRUTH STACHE thread a bump.
Itās still every bit as funny as it was when it was first posted.